Micheal Leroi vs Sonic.exe

In a post-apocalyptic world, known as Axle’s World, people are taught to love bad creepypastas. In school, teachers teach kids the logic of burning off their eyelids and why bleach is flammable, parents get their children Spy Sonic The Hedgehog plushies (nicknamed “Spy Plushies”) for Christmas, and criticizing bad creepypastas is illegal. Especially if they're written by JC-The-Hyena, as he is considered the king of writing "good" creepypastas.
And before you say “oh god! Why would you tell us about this hell?” I just have to let you know that there'' is ''a hero in this story. Three actually. Their names are Toby, Matt, and Jacob.
Our three heroes had developed a group they called “MichaelLeroi", where they took apart bad creepypastas one by one. They were known as outlaws, and had to be killed with a bottle of scotch and a match on sight.
One day, Toby, Matt, and Jacob were debating which creepypasta to read next. Since LOLSKELETONS was executed at the start of Axle’s reign of terror, a huge input of terrible creepypastas have come in to the Creepypasta Wiki. Our three heroes could sometimes take months sorting through them all. They had finally narrowed it down to three creepypastas: Candle Cove (as told by JC-The-Hyena), Jeff the Killer vs The Tails Doll, and Sonic.exe: The Prequel. Even though they had no idea which one they were going to read, they decided to start the show anyway. Because plot.
At this point the three went through a tardis and changed the tense, but I’m not going to write like that because, not only is it almost physically impossible for me, but I’m the author so I can do whatever the hell I want.
Anywhoozle, Toby, Matt, and Jacob decided to start their show (because plot) and just choose a random creepypasta to read. They chose Sonic.exe: The Prequel.
“I’ll go get the alcohol,” Said Toby.
“I thought we weren’t doing that anymore,” Said Matt.
“How else are we going to get through it?” Toby asked. Matt and Jacob agreed.
So, Toby got the alcohol and they got started on possibly one of the worst creepypastas of all time.
    Little did our three heroes know, Jay-See T. Hieenah (Who was Axles right hand man) had somehow gotten the ability to watch their show without them actually putting it on Youtube, because plot (again). I think he may have hacked into their computer or something. I don’t know. I’m just the author.
    Hieenah picked up a phone and called Axle.
    “Axle,” He said, “It’s those three british people again. They’re recording that show that sounds like it has no reason.
    “What creepypasta are they reading?” Axle asked.
"Sonic.exe: The Prequel. Should we send X in?"
"No..." Axle sighed. "Not yet, anyway. Send in the guardians."
"Right away, ma'am!" Hieenah hung up the phone and walked into his super secret room. In the room was a shrine filled with Sonic.exe fanart. In the middle of the shrine was a computer with a Sonic.exe game disk in it. Hieenah turned on the computer and summoned Sonic.exe.
"What do you need, slave?" Growled Sonic after his face appeared on the screen.
"I need the guardians. It's those british youtubers again."
Sonic nodded once and disappeared. All of a sudden, Jay-See could see the guardians jumping out from the TV screen. This is the point where I would describe each one to you, but JC-The-Hyena never bothered to describe them either, so I don't actually know what they look like. Feel free to use your imagination. If you want to know what their names are, just translate Prayer, Sorrow, Rage, Hatred, Happiness, Fear, and Desire into Japanese on Google Translate.
Sonic appeared once more. "Am I needed?" He asked.
"Not yet," Hieenah replied. Then he turned to the guardians. "You know what to do."
Well, apparently  the seven guardians ''did'' know what to do despite never being told, and they went off to destroy MichaelLeroi.
Meanwhile, Toby, Matt, and Jacob were taking a break from Sonic.exe: The Prequel. After the twelfth "hyper realistic", the sixtieth shot of alcohol, and the first paragraph, they decided that maybe it wasn't such a great idea to play another drinking game.
Little did they know, Toby, Matt, and Jacob were being manipulated by the eighth guardian, Yopparai*. Yopparai causes people to create drinking games to any bad creepypasta. These drinking games are supposed to cause the manupulaties (that is a word now because I said so) to become so drunk that they think playing Sonic.exe is a good idea. Unfortunately, nobody can get that drunk without killing themselves. Unless they are in an incredibly crappy story. In that case, no alcohol is required, and since our three heroes are already sixty shots over the required amount dot dot dot
DING DONG!
The doorbell rang.
“I wonder who that could be,” Jacob said.
“I don’t know. Toby, go check,” Demanded Matt.
“Fine,” Toby moaned. While walking to the door, Toby walked through a tardis and changed the tense, but only his tense. And I know before I said that it’s almost physically impossible for me to change tenses in the middle of a story, but I’m going to try now to just to troll the people reading this.
Toby walks to the door and opens it. He sees nobody at the door, but finds a floppy disk on the ground (Well that was lucky. Good thing it didn’t fly away.) with the words SONIC.EXE written on it in BLOOD.
“Hey guys!” Toby calls. “I found a Sonic game! Let’s play it!” He picks up the game and walks over to Jacob and Matt. Since this is a crappy story, they decide to play the game.
Except when the game turned on, it wasn't actually sonic. Or, it was, but the screen changed to something terrifying for .035462738 seconds. The MichaelLeroi Team knew that because Jacob is part stopwatch.
The terrifying screen was filled with blood. There was blood everywhere, and sonic was red and black because those are the only two colors that exist. AND THERE WAS 666 or some shit like that.
"Something seems off dot dot dot," Matt said. At that point, the eight guardians jumped out of the TV.
"We've been bamboozled!" Jacob screamed. "That only took 15.74926 seconds to go wrong," he added.
Matt pulled out a wand. "Stand behind me! Toby, can you achieve your ultimate form before they kill us?''
"I can try dot dot dot" Toby says.
"Good!" Matt exclaimed. He raised his wand, but before he could cast a spell, they killed him in the most horrible way. The poured bleach on him and lit him on fire.
Toby is halfway through transforming when the guardians attack them. He has large wings and fangs.
"Matt, no!" Toby screams.
"Don't worry. He'll be back in the sequel," Jacob reassured. "Now, come on, let's go."
Toby finishes transforming. He is now a giant Toffee Crisp with fangs and large wings. "I don't know where to go!" He yells, panicking.
"The only way to go is through the computer, into X's world," Jacob said.
Toby picks up Jacob and turns to Matt's body, which is now completely white with black hair, no eyelids, and a wide smile. "See you later, mate." And he jumps through the computer screen.
TO BE CONTINUED.
*Drunk in japanese